Blood Sucker

So here’s Bela Lugosi (DRRRRAKULA), the new -HealthInsurance- Industry’s Spokesperson. Well, he’s dead by now, but then again he was a vampire, right? So -like the -HealthInsurance Industry, Drakula will stick around for as long as there’s someone’s life to suck the blood out of (the other way around?). It’s like the Vampire’s “Business Model”, they will suck your blood for as long as you’re -healthy- and of course they’ll dump you when you -getsick-. Like “duh”, where’s the profit in that? Yeah “TRRRRRUST” us, we’re for prrrofit but…we have yourrr best interrrest in mind. So why do we do it? Why do we still trust vampires?

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