Dumb but not Stupid.

I had this cartoon finished way back when we were going rogue with Sarah right after her book came out. It was meant to go after the “cavewoman” Geico-like commercial. I figured back then that she will end up with a “Jerry Springer” -like show of her own. Well same thing, she ended up at Fox… the prediction still works. Anyway, this is what I wrote…

I guess that in the end Sarah wins… and she’s laughing all the way to the bank. She, like any other red-blooded American is just cashing in on the “lottery ticket” she won after being picked up as the VP for the GOP “ticket”. It’s always about the money (just follow the money trail). She may be ignorant, but she's not stupid (she's taking a ride on "everybody" including the teabaggers). Let me guess the conversation around the kitchen table back in Alaska. Let’s see, shall I serve the people, actually work for a living, do all the homework and study to catch up with everything I have never paid attention to… and then get scrutinized by peons, accused of ethical violations, misconduct and not be able to cash in for fear of scrutiny or maybe even facing some kind of legal prosecution? Hmmm, Or simply quit, make millions, become a stupid celebrity and not work for another day in your life? Tough decision, ha? Anyway, she’s just doing what any “hockey mom” would do… and after all, this is America, right? Nothing wrong with making money.

No worries, though. She will never get elected to a public office of any kind and she knows that… and of course she does not want to either (and we all know that). She will never survive it; she’s not capable. After all, she was responsible for the loss of the election for McCain… or would have IF he actually had a chance. The loser and the big time idiot here is McCain. The old man simply had a “senior moment” and single-handedly shot himself and his own “Country First” motto right in the foot. Was America ready for an African American president or did McCain’s screw-ups just tip it over? Probably not, but one wonders what would have happened if McCain would have provided some people a better excuse by choosing better (just anyone else). Anyway, we’ll never know of course… but in any case we should be grateful to her because she made it impossible for it to go any other way… thanks Sarah.

As per Sarah, more power to her… she’ll cash in for a few more years, get caught in some scandal and end up pissing off the base or just fade away as she should... and then some other political bimbo will take over her “crown” (Miss California?) and that will be that…

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Political Bimbo

CLICK ON THE PICTURE FOR A FULL ANIMATED EFFECT. Okay, with all do respect to women and only as it pertains to politics, Sarah Palin is not that much more than a “political bimbo.” Can someone please point out to me what else is going on here? What are her qualities? What public good or purpose can she possibly serve? Let me put it this way, “She’s NO Eleanor Roosevelt.” Yes this cartoon is sexist…we’re going rogue and making an exception for her but it is intentionally sexist mostly to make the point. Ask yourself, would she be a phenomenon of any kind among conservatives if she were overweight, old and/or ugly? Duh, so if you’re cute and talk dirty you can have a future in politics (to some even the presidency)? So how twisted, ugly and sexist is that? And besides, she’s exploiting it to the max…making money...and pointing fingers “back” on top of that. This is just nothing more (and nothing less) than a form of political porn and “political masturbation” for repressed minds...what else? One thing is good though, she has actually helped advance the women’s cause...you can safely say now that “woman are just as capable of being as stupid and vile as men”. Thanks again Sarah for the opportunity to try to make sense out of total nonsense. And yes thanks to her, reality has now become "officially" crazier -and funnier- than fiction. If you disagree or have a reasonable less “crazy” angle please enlighten me, I’m always willing to stand corrected.

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Friday The 13th

Its not friday and its not the 13th but may as well be because with Sarah “Jason” Palin, everyday is Friday the 13th…

Oh, and the American flag in the lapel thingy… what? Just “don’t leave home without it”? If you’re in the business of fear mongering and like “Jason Voorhees” (Friday the 13th, but in politics) terrorizing people or “Palin-out” consternating your country, just don’t forget to wear an American flag in your lapel. Oh and don’t worry if that’s not big enough to cover the offense. Just “misuse” a BIG American flag as a backdrop. The bigger the flag, the bigger the offense you can get away with…seriously.

This cartoon was about the election massacres in the Republican Party with the measuring up to the tea-baggers standards of purity…but this flag thing kind of tips the scale on the bigger picture. I’m for one sick of it…it feels like the “thou shall not take the Name of thy God in vain” thing. Honestly, it’s too much and in an honest and serious way it’s offensive to the depth and dignity of the idea of our country… and actually a very dangerous road to travel. Is Sarah Palin’s idea of what defines an American is now going to be the standard? She actually goes at it in her book…saying something to the extent that “everyone in America” should wear one…now that’s a much scarier idea than Friday the 13th, isn’t it?

Besides I don’t know about you but I keep thinking of her as a Canadian…it does not make any sense (wishful thinking perhaps) and I know my geography but I fancy to think that Alaska is more Canada than it is USA. No offense to anyone, Canadian or Alaskan (just kidding of course)…maybe it’s just too cold up there to think straight.

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Going Rogue With Sarah (cavewoman)

Well, there’s not much of an editorial comment necessary on this one is there? Again the stuff just writes itself… reality continues to be funnier than fiction.

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If Women Could Rule the World

It’s not about gender or race or persuasion of any kind, it’s not about men vs. women, black vs. white, young vs. old, rich vs. poor, one nation vs. another etc. It’s all about that freaking “angry gene.” Some humans are just angry, not angry by circumstance or misfortune but by DNA. It is simply in their genes and they just can’t help it. Not that we have to tolerate it and let it take over. The angry gene is a totalitarian one and it is quite scary to think about what would happen if this current crop of freaks (men or women) were to be in power. Most regresses in history have more to do with the angry gene than with anything else (the enemy is “technically” within). Seriously it’s a bit scary.

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